Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Let Battle Be Joined!

If the pen is mightier than the sword, then words are the mightiest weapons of war. Napoleon once said, "An army travels on its stomach." If this is true then the mouth of your enemies is the source of their strength. To break your enemies you must besiege their tongues. The taste buds of your enemy are the beachheads to conquest. War Chef Haggis Kahn presents culinary weapons that will be used to enslave the palettes of the world and usher in an age of delectable despotism.

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